Atomic Matzo Balls?

Akhmed and the Atomic Matzo Balls
Just finished reading, “Akhmed and the Atomic Matzo Balls: A Novel of International Intrigue, Pork-Crazed Termites, and Motherhood.” It’s a new novel from Gary Buslik.

Not for sissies but a great book for those who love over-the-top insane humor. It’s a fun fast read and I guarantee you’ve never read anything like it before. There’s a lot to be said for original material in a world where the same formula is written and rewritten over and over again. This sure stands out amongst the crowd. Viewer discretion advised. Here’s an example of a para: “Having foraged on pink-pig-manured, solar-spot-bombarded topsoil-depleted, atmospheric-disturbed, machete-truncated sapling roots, one post-Hurricane Oscar termite colony in the foothills southeast of Port-au-Prince mutated into an army of marauding predators with an insatiable craving for the ‘other’ white meat. You didn’t have to dig deep to unearth their provenance.”

Bet you never read anything like that! Have fun. Read the book.

Synopsis from Gary Buslik’s Website:

“Iranian president Akhmed teams up with the leaders of Venezuela and Cuba and their American intelligence agents to smuggle radioactive matzo balls into Miami Beach. But intelligence being as slippery a concept to these nincompoops as chicken fat on linoleum, when each member of the gang decides to ladle out his own personal nuke soup, holy terror Akhmed is left steaming. Will his plan to destroy America float like a fly or sink like a lead dumpling? Star-crossed lovers, conniving academics, and blustery social climbers collide with ravenous termites, international do-badders, and multi-level marketing in a plot as fast-paced and hilarious as a runaway mountain bus. Roll along with these noodling crockpots as they dribble their way toward international chaos—peppering their antics with mayhem, destruction, and…well, pepper. Radioactivity has never been so much fun.”

Other books written by Gary Buslik include: “A Rotten Person Travels the Caribbean” and “The Missionary’s Position.”

Travels to the Caribbean Missionary’s Position

To read more about Gary Buslik visit his website: GaryBuslik.com