Feminism is Evil and Rape Is Enjoyable

Feminism is the scourge of society, at least according to some twisted sisters out there. The latest personal affront to us binders of women came in the form of “tips” as presented by Sylvia Ann Hewlett, author of “Executive Presence: The Missing Link Between Merit and Success” and “Princeton Mom” Susan Patton, author of “Marry Smart.” I’m referring to a segment on FOX-TV’s “Fox and Friends.” You know, FOX, the TV station known for its high regard for women.
Author Hewlett places little importance on a woman’s mind. It’s all about wearing the right clothes. “Well-cut jeans with a colorful top,” said Hewlett with her frozen over-Botoxed eyebrows. When co-host Steve Doocy pointed out that jeans are not necessarily proper work attire, Hewlett shot back, “Here’s the thing, Steve, you need to fit in with flair.” That’s when co-host Brian Kilmeade chirped, “That’s a woman using her
That’s when I threw up in my mouth.
In her book Hewlett wrote, “I realized I didn’t need to be brilliant in interviews, I merely needed to not stick out like a sore thumb.” Ahem, aside from using an exhausted cliché, the message to women is “Don’t worry your pretty little head about being smart, just wear the right clothing.” And notice the blank stare on Barbie-doll co-host, Elizabeth Hasselback throughout much of this discussion. When she did speak up it was to say, “We women are too good at getting the facts right. We aren’t as good [as men] at faking it till you make it.” Did she really say that? Oy vey, yes. Shoot me now.

Wake-Up Call

Do you know how hard women fought — and are still fighting — to be respected for our brains and not our perky breasts? How many times have we heard about Hillary Rodham Clinton’s hair or what she’s wearing while the clothes worn by male politicians aren’t critiqued. And Rodham Clinton is referred to as a bitch whenever she says anything passionately. Sadly, the world is so used to this pervasive belittling of women that we barely notice it.
Now, don’t even get me started on “Princeton Mom” Patton. I’m embarrassed that she and I are the same gender. According to her, feminism is an “overcorrection,” a trip to the dark side. Her book promotes spending 75 percent of our time in college looking for a husband. Patton says that once you hit 30, chances are you’ll end up an ol’ spinster aunt talking to her cats.

Duct Tape

Ladies, isn’t it bad enough we have to put up with Tea Party men and Hobby Lobby and anti-abortionists and ignorance? Women, if you’re not pro-women, keep your fat trap shut. Let me remind you of some important stats. As for focusing 75 percent of your time in college, keep in mind that not only is Patton divorced, but so are 50 percent of those who married. And, as for Patton’s advice to run like Edith Bunker to Archie with a drink and hubby’s slippers, keep this in mind: Women make up 47 percent of the U.S. work force. The average full time working woman makes $669 as compared to men’s $824. We also do more of the housework and much more of the childcare. Check this out from
ThinkProgress.org

“The breakdown of what fathers do during the hours spent with their children is also telling, as they tend to spend more time on pleasurable activities. Mothers spend about two and a half times more hours tending to physical needs and about two times more on managerial and educational activities. But fathers spend nearly the same amount of time playing with their kids, perhaps the most enjoyable part of being with a child.

When it comes to housework, the tasks break down along traditional gender roles. Fathers spend more time doing repairs and maintenance — think lawn mowing and tinkering with cars — while mothers do more cooking and cleaning.”
In closing, I leave you with…

A Smattering of Disgusting Quotes About Women by Women

“Who hijacked the term: ‘feminist’? A cackle of rads who want 2 crucify other women w/whom they disagree on a singular issue; it’s ironic (& passé)” — Sarah Palin tweet
“The Lord says, ‘Be submissive wives; you are to be submissive to your husbands.’” — Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-IA)
“In the emergency room they have what’s called rape kits where a woman can get cleaned out.” —Rep. Jodie Laubenberg (R-TX)
Life begins “from the first day of the last menstrual period of the pregnant woman.” —Gov. Jan Brewer (R-AZ).

A Smattering of Disgusting Quotes About Women by Men

“The facts show that people who are raped —who are truly raped—the juices don’t flow, the body functions don’t work and they don’t get pregnant. Medical authorities agree that this is a rarity, if ever.” —Rep. Henry Aldridge (R-NC)
“As long as it’s inevitable, you might as well lie back and enjoy it.” —Clayton Williams (R-TX) on rape.
“These Planned Parenthood women, the Code Pink women, and all of these women have been neutering American men and bringing us to the point of this incredible weakness. We are not going to have our men become subservient.” — Rep. Allen West (R-FL).
“Consensual sex can turn into rape in an awful hurry. All of a sudden a young lady gets pregnant and the parents are madder than a wet hen and she’s not going to say, ‘Oh yeah, I was part of the program.’”— Rep. Roger Rivard (R-WI)
“I would hope that when a woman goes into a physician with a rape issue, that that physician will indeed ask her about perhaps her marriage, was this pregnancy caused by normal relations in a marriage, or was it truly caused by rape.” Sen. Chuck Winder (R-ID).